chrssy:

riding your man like

(via the-yolocaust)

trillow:

“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that

(via muggleland)

I could literally not express how much 

I don’t care to talk to you

and how literally uninterested I am.

You can like allll my facebook pictures

and ask me out, say you’ll buy me things, etc

and I still wont care.

When you can talk to me like

your not trying to fuck me,

and about something actually interesting

maybe then we’ll talk

but probably not because your really

really reallly not my type.

twotenandahalf:

palms are sweaty, knees weak, steve buscemi.

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

(via theyellowbrickroad)